Manager Takes Out Frustration On Employees

Albuquerque – At a steakhouse known as The Texas Land & Cattle Steak House, life-long local Andy Taylor has been the assistant manager for the past 17 months. In that time, he has used his new status to really push his weight around. Servers have often commented on his poor attitude and his inability to have a pleasant conversation. He has even been rather short with guests who offer a legitimate complaint.

“One lady told him that her steak was too overcooked.” recalled 2-year server, Sarah. “The steak looked like charcoal. He asked her ‘How did you want it cooked?’ When she replied ‘Medium,’ he just rolled his eyes, grabbed the plate and walked sternly to the back.”

Other servers mirrored her comments saying that he constantly would belittle them. He would give vague direction and then complain when they asked a follow up question or didn’t understand what Taylor was asking for. “He even came down on me on my second day!” said James. “I really don’t know what that guy’s deal is.”

Taylor refused to comment on his poor attitude on life. But, further investigation revealed a sad excuse for a man. His social life consisted of “Clubbing” at least four nights a week. Many of these nights included propositioning many women and receiving an equal amount of rejection.

It was also discovered that he had an incredibly lousy high school career. His nickname was sarcastically “Lord” so that one could mimic the popular store “Lord and Taylor” by saying “Lord Andy Taylor” rather quickly. He was also ridiculed for his weight and poor hygiene.

The smelly fat-so also hadn’t amounted to much in his 42 years on the planet. He had no family, very few friends and his goldfish kept on dying. (When hearing of this, many servers suggested that they committed suicide to get away from fatty.)

Little else is known about Lord. But, new speculation is that he either lives in a studio apartment or his parent’s home above the garage. Either way, tubby is just sad. It may be this pathetic lifestyle that has encouraged him to be such a jerkface. Many servers agree that he may be taking out two decades worth of frustration and constant failure on the fact that they didn’t get the salads out to the tables in under two minutes. Or maybe he is just a jerk. Either way, he is large.