Area Man Reluctantly Decides To Dine At Omega

Downers Grove – It was late last night that a local man was spotted driving between Route 83 and Naperville on Ogden. He would complete the lap and then turn around in a residential area and complete the trip in the opposite direction. At around 9pm last night, he decided that he was interested in getting some food, but was unsure of what he had a taste for

“At that point in the evening, many locations are closed, which really limited my choices.” He said when discussing the evening. He was kind of feeling burritos, but had just finished a burrito from "Los Burritos Tapatios" yesterday, he felt the need to switch up his meal. “Of course, there are many 24 hour locations available, but they seem to lack that ‘X-factor’ that I’m looking for.”

He passed by several White Castles despite their new bacon-enhanced menus. He felt that McDonald's was a cop-out along with Burger King and Taco Bell.

The night dragged on as fewer and fewer red and blue “open” signs were lit. “I don’t want bar food. It is loud in those places and the food at this hour is usually not as rewarding.” He claimed that the cooks get lazier as the night grew closer to closing time and resented those that came in too late.

It was with great reluctance, around the stroke of midnight, that he finally settled on a location to solve his hunger. Its sign had beckoned to him multiple times as he passed the building on the North side of the street. “I was keeping it as my back-up, but it has now become my last remaining option.”

The man reluctantly pulled into the incredibly narrow parking lot of Omega in Downers Grove. He attempted to psych himself up mentally by telling himself “Their bread is good.” while walking from his car to the door.

As he sat down in the plastic booth, he knew he was in for bad service and nearly worse food. “We have all been in this situation before.” he sighed. “But, at least I can get the meal I was looking for. I plan on trying to leave before this place gets really crowded with the after-bar crowd and the Emo teenagers show up.”

No information was given on what the man ordered. However, speculation due to previous events, leads us to believe that is was not prepared correctly nor served in a timely manner.