After Legalizing Gay Marriage, The Supreme Court Keeps Going

Washington, DC – Following the landmark 5-4 ruling from the Supreme Court in favor of gay marriage, the Supreme Court decided to continue making decisions while they were on this hot streak. Released just a moments ago, the Supreme Court has just released another 6-3 decision that will forever change the economic landscape of America.

For the first time ever, the Supreme Court has decided to offer a new economic class for Americans to identify with. Instead of suffering to survive in the Lower Class or constantly having to decide what caviar goes better with a 1929 Merlot in the Upper Class, there will be an economic identifier in the middle termed the “In Between Class.”

This will be reserved for who will reside in the suburbs, but be drowning in college and credit card

debt and taxed with a mortgage that leaves very little for retirement. The “In Between Class,” which will be in the middle of the Upper and Lower Classes, will also provide a strong base of spending persons who will, in turn, help spur the economy. The Upper Class will be saving their money in mutual funds as well as investing in IRA's while the Lower Class will be hoping to find enough money to eat that day. Meanwhile the “In Between Class” will be in Target buying fruit-infusing water pitchers.

Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, said “It will not be happening in MY America.” He vowed to repeal the decision once he is elected. The American voters did not take notice.