Eddie Murphy To Do All Roles In Next Film

Los Angeles – Long-time comedian Eddie Murphy has announced a new project that he will begin working on before the end of the week. With great films like Trading Places and Coming to America under his belt, he is sure that once he gets back down to his roots that all will forget about Pluto Nash and Meet Dave.

“I have spent a lot of time in this industry and picked up a great deal of knowledge on how this stuff works. I know now what the people are looking for and I am confident that I will be able to deliver once again.” Murphy went on to discuss the success of The Nutty Professor and its sequel, The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. “I played all the characters in that Klumps movie and it did good in the box office. So, I am going to do that again, but on a grander scale.”

Murphy has decided that he will venture out on his new project without assistance from anyone else. He has named himself star, director, camera operator, writer and even best boy.

The idea came to Murphy one February morning. That same day he bought a typewriter to begin work on the super-secret script. He purchased the typewriter because it “felt more authentic” and there was no way that the script could be released on the internet. He later explained to us that he felt that his few movie flops were due to the movie’s facts being released too early and that this drove down ticket sales.

After months of writing and rewriting his script to his liking, Murphy is ready to start production soon. He has already started building sets in his back yard that look as if they may be for a war scene, but the actor was tight-lipped on what they were truly for. “You will just have to wait and see for when the movie comes out.”

Armed with a recently purchased Flip Cam, Murphy hopes to begin filming sometime in the next few days. “I’m waiting for one of the costumes to get back from the cleaners and then it’s time to yell ‘Action’ on this project!” While he won’t release any details, he swears that the film will be his best yet. Without any compromise of his creativeness and any possibility of the film’s details being leaked, he is very confident that this will be “the best in the Beverly Hills Cop series. DAMNIT! I shouldn’t have said that! Please don’t print that.”