Chicago – After winning game one against the Miami Heat, Derrick Rose has decided to retire. In a press conference held Monday afternoon, he said “I want to go out on top like the sports greats I admire, (Michael) Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson." When asked about the remaining post season, he told reporters that he felt that his efforts in his long career with the Bulls had reached fruition and will be hanging up his jersey for good. “I have gotten rookie of the year and M.V.P. (Most Valuable Player) What else is left for me? It has been a good run, but you need to know when to call it quits.” His teammate Carlos Boozer has already been tweeting that he will “pick up where D. Rose left off.” Chicago has decided that they are not behind him. Noah hasn’t been reached for comment due to an extensive hair appointment.
When asked what he has planned next, Rose thought for a moment and said he wouldn’t mind trying his hand at acting. “Maybe a ‘Space Jam 2,’ but this time a bit more realistic.” He went on to say he wants more shading in the Looney Toons characters to give them a more 3-dimensional feel. Also, he wants the outer-space scenes to actually be shot in space.
The Bulls organization has stated that while they are sorry to see Rose go, they understand his decision. They now have decided to forfeit the remaining games with The Heat and whomever they would have faced in the championship game. The head office released a statement where they stated “It 
As it stands right now, The Bulls are in talks with Oprah Winfrey to have the United Center for another day where she can have an entire hour-long re-enactment of Tom Cruise jumping on her couch.
There is no word on whether or not The Bulls will retire #1, but Rose has already promised to hoist his jersey in his Mother’s house above the refrigerator, regardless of their decision.
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